#34

Alien: Isolation

July 6, 2015 — 00:00 / 38:25

In this incredibly long and drawn-out episode, Kenny and Matt discuss the divisive Alien: Isolation. We’d tell you how it went, but that would be unfair. Just be patient.

04:05 Kenny patiently describes how great, fun, and fair XCOM is.
05:02 Kenny calmly navigates the difference between regular intercourse and butt sex.
05:55 Kenny impassively engages his slow clap processor.
08:03 Kenny bravely admits to unlocking the 100 Times Too Many achievement.
09:13 You do have to walk through the same levels on fire, but boy do they look great!
14:21 Kenny dispassionately acts out getting killed by the Alien.
18:31 Kenny can feel that this game is unfair because of the unfair algorithms that are more unfair than other games.
19:06 Kenny unfairly brings up Matthew’s issues with Portal 2.
21:15 Kenny patiently waits for Matthew to finish his train of thought.
24:11 Kenny enduringly details the Alien hunting sounds which can be heard in this amazing IGN playthrough video.

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